GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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