So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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