dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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