he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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