I am puke
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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