i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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