I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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