I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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