He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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