we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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