I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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