its not stalking. its research.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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