For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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