Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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