need another drink. this is the easiest way
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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