we're blogging at a bar
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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