i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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