Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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