what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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