he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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