In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
