ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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