you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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