also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
