She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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