IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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