if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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