can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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