check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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