Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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