ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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