ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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