We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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