do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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