you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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