Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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