His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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