i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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