Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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