I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
