You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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