sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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