I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
