I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
