Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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