i was born a porn star she said
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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