they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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