i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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