so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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