haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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